May 2013
-annoying:
who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
rabioheab:
i do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them will.i.am
baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
jumbaco:
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
garydactyl:
I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes
ditchschooleatpizza:
*plastic bag voice* do u ever feel like a katy perry
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
one time a boy liked me just kidding
camouflagedpeeta:
jubetheboob:
camouflagedpeeta:
in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework
in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.
so i guess i wont do my homework
shhniall:
can i hire ed sheeran to write my english papers
behind every great man is me
checkin out dat ass
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
penguinize:
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
lameborghini:
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
idontneedsavin:
yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
fuckyeahlaughters:
when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
msjewbooty:
im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
rabioheab:
if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
