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author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
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trust: vodkastains-daisychains: why don’t people understand that in australia mcdonalds is called maccas thats great that you don’t call it that  i don’t care  it’s not wrong  you call it whatever the fuck you want to call it and i’ll call it maccas  GO AWAY  this
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