July 2012
glamydia:
if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
do you ever wonder how many times youve clicked your mouse in your entire life
do you ever just
stare into space and be like
oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is
plot twist: the queen reveals that the olympics is actually the hunger games and all the countries are pitted against each other
My cousin just tweeted “what if 11:11 wishes don’t come true because someone in the world wished they didnt” and now I am speechless
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i wanna live in an apartment across the street from my best friend and communicate with them via notes through our glass windows like in the you belong with me video
ayealondra:
i will never understand the physics behind british people losing their accents when they sing
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circletines:
just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing
